Talking Sauce Packets

I work at Taco Bell and in the lobby there are several large sauce packet containers that need to be re-filled and organized periodically. On each sauce packet, dependent on flavor and hotness are a number of cheesy quips, puns and random lines. I found these to be severely funny and odd so I figured I would share them with you here today. Bear in mind as you read these that each saying came off of a little packet of hot sauce from Taco Bell. I hope you like these as much as I did (or maybe they won't come off as funny at all). Enjoy.

• I'm with the band
• I've been through fire for you
• I'm gonna be fire for Halloween
• Can my friends tag along?
• I bet you wanna squeeze me don't you?
• Friend request accepted
• I work well with others
• Is it me or is it hot in here?
• Lets go get matching tattoos
• Give me some knuckles
• I'm a people packet
• TACO me
• Have your people call my people
• Dibs on the tacos
• I see how you look at other sauces. . .